The Kingdom of Ecclesia Militans et Triumphans is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Crucesignatus Maximus with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, devout population of 17.496 billion Ecclesia Militans et Triumphansians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Civitas Vaticana. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ecclesia Militans et Triumphansian economy, worth a remarkable 1,487 trillion gold bezants a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,019 gold bezants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Research into 'designer babies' is banned, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, and the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ecclesia Militans et Triumphans's national animal is the Lamb, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is uncompromising traditional Catholicism.

Ecclesia Militans et Triumphans is ranked 23,902^nd in the world and 4^th in Poland for Safest, scoring 111.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.